I. S. S. S.
Insanly Stupid Short Stories

Now that the books are out, hopefully some of you people that read it are here reading this. If you are I would just like to say thanks. I love you! Now read somemore stories!!!!!!!!!!
 
Toilet Water

These stories are my intelectual property. I guess you could say that they are my un-intelectual property, but they are still mine. Please don't steal them and used them for your own devious purposes to take over the world. The US patnent office would be unhappy with you.