(suspense filled music)
Hi, my name is Joe. I am walking through a corn field to find the children of the corn. Oh! what was that sound? Maybe it's them. Let me look through these corn stalks. Oh! the horror! They're . . . eating the corn!
the end

If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little | boy crying on your consience? Think about it.