I woke up this morning to discover . . . Da Da Daaaa! That my big toe was gone! Noooo! How could this happen!? Oh well! So I went to school. As soon as I got to school a student said, "Hey, your bigtoe is missing!" What a rip. I'm probably going to get patronized about htis all day. So I took some chalk and wrote on the boy's black shirt. The boy told the teacher and I got suspended. Oh wel. No more patronizing. THE END

These stories are my intelectual property. I guess you could say that they are my un-intelectual property, but they are still mine. Please don't steal them and used them for your own devious purposes to take over the world. The US patnent office would be unhappy with you.