Once there was a putt-putt putter named Klowee. He loved his job. He got to let people hit him in the head with golf balls. One day it wasn't so fun. A four year old named Josh used him. Josh wasn't a good golfer. He also had a bad temper. Whenever he messed up (which was every time) he slammed Klowee on the ground. Klowee didn't like this. It scared him. Oh no! Klowee thought, we're coming on to the hole with the pond. Josh hit the ball. Klowee could hear the ball rolling down the row. It stopped. "CRAP!" screamed Josh. Dear me. Josh threw Klowee into the pond. Guess we won't be seeing him anymore.

If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little boy crying on your consience? Think about it.