One day I went to work at my job as a surgen. When I got to work I put on my scrubs and went into the emergency room. My fellow surgens were already working on someone. "YEEAAAHSS!!" Shouted the doctor. "What did you do?!" I said. "I got the heart out. Here take it." He chunked the heart at me and I took it home. I never ate so good in my life. THE END

If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little boy crying on your consience? Think about it.