Once there was a princess that lived in a land called Gordia. One day she walked out into the royal fontain area. It was over grown by brush because that's the way they liked it. She noticed a frog sitting on the edge of the fountain so she sat by it.
"Hello little frog." said the princess.
"Hello to you too." said the frog.
"Hey, you can't talk. You're just a frog. Frog's don't talk."
"On the contraire my beautiful maiden. I truely am not a frog. I am a prince. A wicked witch put a spell on me because I snuck into her house and stole her Honey Combs. So her I am a talking frog."
"Oh dear me, is there anything I can do for you?"
"Actualy there is. She told me that if I got a princess to kiss me that I would turn back into a prince the next day. Then me and the princess would get married."
"Okay." so she picked up the frog and gave him a big kiss. "Okay. I'll be back tommorrow to marry you. Bye bye, my sweet."
So the night passed and the next day the princess came back to the fountian. The prince was sitting there just as he said.
"Come sit by me princess (snicker snicker)"
"Why are you giggling?" said the princess.
"Okay, here is the truth. I was just playing a practical joke on you. That frog yesterday was a real frog. I was hiding on the other side of the fountain throwing my voice to it. You kissed a real frog. Isn't that funny? Ha ha ha!
"How dare you!" SMACK! The princess slapped the prince. Then she went and told her gaurds what the prince had done. So they captured him and lopped off his head.
The End