This is the story of a guy named Crow. Crow is his last name. You don't want to know his first name. He works at KB Toy Store. One day he was stocking the shelves when a little boy was walking y. The little boy picked up a superman action figure and opened it. "Hey," said Crow, "You can't do that." "Okay," said the ittle boy. So he put the action figure down. "Why is your name Crow?" said the little boy as he was looking at Crow's name tag. "That's my last name." "Well, what's your first name?" "You don't want to know. It'll scare the chicken out of you." "I'm a man. I can take it." "Okay. You asked for it. " Crow got close to the boy's ear and whispered his first name. "AAAGGGGGHHH!!!" The boy screamed and ran out the door. Cow's boss walked up and said, "What happened?" "I just told him my first name!" "By the way. Since I'm your boss, I think I should know your first name!" "Okay, but I warned you. It's . . . . . Mento!!!" "AAAGGGGHHH!!!" THE END

If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little boy crying on your consience? Think about it.