Joe Bob Hynie lived in the sewer. He lived right next door to Ugly Kid Joe. Joe Bob Hynie stunk real bad. One day he went to visit Butch the Alligator. Joe Bob Hynie didn't know this but Butch the Alligator really disliked Joe Bob Hynie. Before he left, Joe Bob Hynie took out the trash. Butch heard a knock at the door. He figured that it was Joe Bob Hynie. Butch opened the door and ate up the person. Then Joe Bob Hynie stepped in the doorway. Butch realized that he ate Ugly Kid Joe but now he was too full to eat Joe Bob Hynie so he had to listen to Joe Bob Hynie talk. Too bad for him. THE END

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