One day Uncle Fred, who really isn't an uncle at
all, decided to go to the local Sonic. As he was sitting in his
car a big burly man pulled Uncle Fred out of his car and dragged him
into the building. He scared all of the workers out of the building
by flashing his 45. The big burly man grabbed the intercom and announced,
"I want a loaf of Wonder Bread in half an hour or else I'll light
this cherry bomb in my hand! This isn't just an ordinary cherry bomb!
It's strong enough to blow my hand into little pieces. Then it will
be really nasty! Oh yea, I also have this guy in here that I could torture."
The sonic workers knew that it would be impossible to get the bread,
for the nearest store was 20 miles away. It was all up to Uncle Fred.
So while the big burly man wasn't watching Uncle Fred chopped him. THE END |
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