Once there was a man named Cru Cru. One day he went to the Barber. He walked in and sat down, "Hey, Cru Cru. What do you want done today?" All of the sudden a skunk ran in and said, "HE WANTS A CRU CRU! Ha Ha Ha!"
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If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little boy crying on your consience? Think about it.