One day I went in my room and put on a sock. Then I walked outside and accidentally stepped in a puddle WHat a rip! Now my sock is wet. Hey look. It's my cute neighbor. Why is she staring at me funny. She's saying something. It sounds like she's saying, "you're something" Now, I understand! She said, "Your naked" What! I'm naked!?

If you have ever been to Landon's site you know that it is not illegal to steal these stories. But why would you stoop so low to steal such crap? Do you want to have a little boy crying on your consience? Think about it.