One day the Jolly Green Giant waltzed to the grocery store. Someone passed by and flipped him a quarter, "That was a nice dance, man." So the Jolly Green Giant took that quarter to buy his groceries. As soon as he walked in the grocery store everyone started screaming and running away. This drove the Jolly Green Giant nuts. So he grabbed a nearby woman and climbed to the top of a jungle gym. Some little kid shot him in his Jolly Green Butt and he fell off the jungle gym.

THE END

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