10) Tell Tom to get movin'.
9) Run away like a mad man screaming, "Toasty, toasty Poo!"
8) Go play monopoly.
7) Kick it in the ribs and watch it squirm.
6) Call it a stoopid face.
5) Dress up like Elvis and sing Blue Moon.
4) Got to a foriegn country and act like a hobo.
3) Use telepathy to blow it up.
2) Feed it to that stupid mutt that won't get out of your garden.
1) Take it to the park, take a stroll, have a candle lit dinner with it, them when you have all of it's trust, hack it up with an axe, chainsaw, or your murder weapon of choice.