10) Put it on bread and feed it to a rat.
9) Take a picture of it and post it on the Internet.
8) Scream
7) Lick it and watch your tounge rot off.
6) Have a stare down with it.
5) Get Ted Danson to sit on it so that you can laugh at him.
4) Test it in a lab to make it into nuclear waste, which it already is.
3) Run out of the room and play monopoly.
2) Don't do anything and let it stink up your house.
1) Put it into a test tube in a space shuttle so that aliens can find it and make a weapon to destroy the galaxy, then take the rest of it and throw it at there face so that they will be blind and run into Pluto which will blow it up.