Rambo was in hot pursuit of an African village with Vietnamese-spies. He was on a jungle cruise boat when he felt the tip of a machine gun shoved in his ribs. He turned around and punched the guy with the gun. "You better not stinkin shove that stinkin gun up my stinkin ribs again, or else I'll stinkin shove that stinkin gun down your stinkin throat, you stinkin booger face" shouted Rambo.
All of the sudden Vietnamese spies had surrounded him and put guns to his head.
"Is that your favorite word," said the leader laughing in Rambo's face.
"What stinkin word?" said Rambo.
"Stinkin."
"Stinkin ain't my favorite stinkin word."
"Then what is?"
"Nothing you stinkin deadhead."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I haven't the slightest stinkin idea"
"Shoot the po bum."
All the guys shot Rambo but when the smoke cleared he was still there in one piece. Rambo just laughed in their faces.
"Here, have a breathmint" said one of the guys.
"Hey, man, thanks" said Rambo popping the mint in his mouth" I preciate that, bro."
"You're welcome" said the man.
"How come you didn't die when we shot you?" said the leader.
"My stinkin skin's tough"
"If your skin stinks then why don't you take a bath?"
"I don't need no stinkin bath."
"If your bath stinks then what's the use of taking one?"
"Yo, bro, you too stinkin nosey."
Then Rambo shoved the butt of a gun through the leaders skull. All the other men were so scared they jumped over board. Rambo grabbed the steering wheel and charged into the village. When the village and the boat blew up. Rambo jumped into the water. But the leader of the bad guys was still alive and had a bazooka in his hand.
"So long, Stinkinbo!" Shouted the leader but a shark swallowed him up.
Rambo swam over to the shark, opened its mouth, stuck his head in and said, "My name ain't Stinkinbo you stinkin dude."

THE END