Hi and welcome to Jonah's Poetry Corner. Jonah is a really cool guy that brakes for Monster Booty and plays bass for the punk band Dead to Life. The reason that this page is named for him is because he is the first person to suggest I have a poetry corner, so he gets the honors. I hope that this will not consist of only Jonah's poems. Hopefully some of mine, and some of yours too. Okay, get your snapping fingers ready, sit back with a good cup of Eight-o-Clock coffee, and enjoy. Remember! This crap is people's intellectual property. It would put you to shame if you tried to claim it as your own, mainly because it would show that you suck, but besides that! It's just low down and dirty. Please don't do it.