You kick up some dust and take off around a corner into an
alley. You poke your head around the corner to see that the shop
owner is not there. You feel someone tapping you on your
shoulder and you turn around to see a round ugly kid. "That shop
owner told me to give you this," siad the kid. He pulls a tall
glass of water out of his back pcket and splashes it in your
face. You flying spin kick the kid for his devious deeds. Of
course, he's jiggly so you bounce off of him and fly into outer
space. There you get stuck on an orbit around a distant planet.
I wonder if NASA will ever try to see if there is any
intelligent life on you.
TH E ND
