You decide to do number 2. "Do you know the secret
handshake?" you ask. "Who's that?" "Only the coolest guy in the
world," you reply. "Oh really?" "Yes really." "Well," says
Bubba, "can I meet him?" "Sure you can," then you think to
yourself, 'If he meets the secret handshake, he might like Bubba
better than me, and I'll have to eat plain yogurt. Yeech!' What
do you do?
