You first thought that the second choice said try to
recite the shop owners heinie, so you do, "On this day," you
begin, "five years ago there was a tall glass of water. Then a
shop owner sat on it. Now, his decendants are tall glasses of
water." The shop owner looks at you funny and says, "Huh? Sucka
foo? Yeah!" Flying butt smacker! How could the shop owner know
this? So you say, "The monkeys have gone knuts and the elephant
ate the nanners." The shop owner comes back with, "The pancakes
are burnt and Matthew Brodrick ate toilet crept paper." "How
aweful!" you shout. Do you,
