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Insanly Stupid Jokes
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Here are some new jokes. Go Joe!
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In what environment can you find snow bunnies? In the snow! |
Why do hippos fight? Because they're angry! |
How do you make a cookie talk? Name him Charles! | ||
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What did the darkness say to the flashlight? Hey, shed some light on the subject! |
What is fifteen plus seven? Time to get a new calculator! |
Where did the time go? Out the window because I threw my clock out the window because it was broken, i guess. | ||
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Yes, I know that this new group jokes is utterly
pure crap. Well, forgive me for not being funny once in a while. Of
course most people probably think I am not funy all the time. Well,
to bad for them!
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Here are the jokes! Have fun!
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What did the bowling pin say You bowl me over! |
A blond is in the woods and there's a guy cutting down a tree. He cuts it and yells, "TIMBER!" The blond just stands there and |
One Cacti says to another cacti, "Hey, fool, give me five!" The other cacti replies, No way, dude! You all prickly! |
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead! |
How many pigs does it take to None! Pigs can't screw in light bulbs! |
What does a hamburger and a fat man have in common? Nothing! |
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Two pigs are in the tub and the first pig says, "Pass me the soap." and the second pig says, What do I look like? A toaster? |
You are in a room with a black mamba, a black mama, and black man's mamma. You are holding a shotgun with one round in it. What do you do? Don't stare directly at black man's mamma's eye! |
What do you get when you cross cheese toast with a black mamba snake? A cheese toast that's a snake! |
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More jokes will be coming as I feel like thinking
them up.
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because if you don't then you are really silly. |
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