He-Man: Hi, He-Man here. And I'm live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Let me ask you guys, who's your deadliest villain?

Mikey: That would have to be Shredder.

Don: Yeah, he's a real pain in the shell/

He-Man: Are you kidding? I kicked his butt last week. And how come you guys always say shell instead of butt? I know you're on a kid's show but it's not like kids haven't heard the word butt before.

Leo: Because we don't have a butt. We have a shell.

He-Man: Gimme a break. You guys gotta have a butt somewhere. And how come you say, "Let's kick some shell" when ever your enemies don't have shells. They have butts.

Raph: Well, if it makes you happy, we'll say "let's kick some butt" next time. O.K?

He-Man: You know what I think. I THINK YO GUYS ARE FRAUDS!!

Leo: How dare you say that! We oughtta kick your shell!!

He-Man: See, there you go again with that shell crap.

Mikey: Shut up, dude! We say shell if we want to.

He-Man: But it's so CORNY!

Don: WELL, LET US BE CORNY THEN!

He-Man: You guys are so STUPID!!

Raph: LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

He-Man: And what's that supposed to mean?

Raph: IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE STUPID!!

He-Man: Oh yeah! Well your movies are RETARDED!!

Don: Then why'd you watch them?

He-Man: BECAUSE I'M STUPID.

Leo: That's it. We're leaving.

He-Man: THAT'S IT! GO YOU TIC TURDS!

THE END