So Happy Cat runs down to the local beauty salon, "Hello. Do you have any applications?" The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Why do you have only one eye?" Happy cat replies with, "Is you stoopid? Your eyes are crossed. That's why it looks like I only have one eye." So the lady slapped him, "That's what you get for being a monkey's uncle." Man, thought Happy Cat, This is knuts. How did she know that my nephew's name is monkey? Yaaahhhhh! So off he went to the next fruit stand.

Click Part VIII to see what type of fruit Happy Cat buys: