Happy Cat Part XVI

So off they go to the carnival. The doctor sets up a small tent and a stage, and puts a sign outside that says, "Come see the amazing talking cat and dancing Leprechaun! Only 5 bucks." Within no time a crowd filled the seats inside the tent. As the show started the curtains rose to reveal a cat sitting behind a mic and a leprechaun over to his left. The anticipation built and the the crowd grew silent as the cat stood on his hind legs and took a hold of the mic. "So I was in this doctor's office, right? And I ask him if my bill's ganna be high? He looks at me in amazement and says, 'Woah! You can talk!' and I says, 'so can you but you don't see me complaining!'" DL does a little jig as the classic drumroll and symbol clashes to end his punchline. "So the doctor says, 'so how did you come to be able to talk?' and I reply, 'I don't know, one day I opened my big mouth and out it came, And I said, cool, I can talk. And you'll never get this, doc, so can my mother!" another jig and drumroll to symbol follows. The crowd grew restless of these cheesey jokes and turned into and angry mob with pitchforks and torches.

Tune in next week to see if they ganna be dead or what:

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