You see an old lady j-walking so you run to her and trip her. Why you would do something so horrible, I don't know. So when you are in court with this lady the judge throws you in jail for your horrendous act of tripping the old lady. Now you get to rot in jail right next to the cop that you got put in jail. "So," says the cop, "what'ya in for?"

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