Getting in trouble with the law isn't all great with you but
you gotta go with your gut instinct and say, "Hey, cop. Smell
butt!" The cop goes nuts and pulls out an AK-47 and begins to
shoot at you! You use your dog like reflexes to dodge the bullets
and take cover. You reach in your little doggy pockets but all you
have is a rotten egg and a foul smelling block of Feta. What do
you do?
