You let them throw in the slammer not because of your lack of intelligence but because of your lack of stupidity. You already have a plan in store. You get together a few of your cells mates and work out a warning system for when the guards are coming so that they don't see you digging. After fourteen years you finally reach the outside of the fence . . . or so you think. You pop up out of the ground to realize you are in the warden's office so you start dancing. He turns around to see you and says, "Alright. Live entertainment." After the dancing he lets you go stan free. You are now a free dog. What to do next?

1) Go live with some midgets.
2) Try to get a job dancing in a club.

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