You decide that dying a slow and painful death would be cheesey and this story would be over so you decide to beat the tar out of Mr. Wiggles. "Bring it on!" says Mr. Wiggles. To his suprise you stand on your hind legs. You give him a good jab to the nose and he goes down. A cop comes by and ask what's going on. Do you,

1) Politely say, "Hey, cop. Smell my butt"?
2) Pee on Mr. Wiggles

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